#if rain really would eat it

[dewsgremlin]

Phantom, cuddling on the couch with Rain: "Mountain and i went on a boat trip today."

Rain, stroking Phantom's hair softly: "Oh,that's sounds pretty cool, bug. Did you have fun?"

Phantom: "Yes. But Mountain got seasick and he puked in the sea. And then fishes came and ate it." - staring at Rain intensive -

Phantom: "Are waterghouls not a type of fish...?"

Rain: ...

Phantom: "Did you ever- "

Rain: "SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

[pmpwbrrs]

ВОЗВРАЩАЙСЯ

Я НЕ МОГУ ДЫШАТЬ

Я НЕ МОГУ УСНУТЬ

Я НЕ МОГУ

[crabsnpersimmons]

Crab crab, here I am to say again how adorable and pretty your art is at the point I want to BITE IT

[and keep your Chibis safe because I want to bite them so much /affectionate]

awwww thank you, Niko!!

yknow what, i kinda get it. the chibis give off a "fruit candy made with real fruit" kind of vibe to me haha

and don't worry, they have their caretaker Y/N* watching over them:

Y/N: please don't bite the kids.

Sun and Moon signs: (your dentist will be disappointed.)

Y/N: i mean yeah?? but also?? don't bite kids?? period??

*Y/N is an ex-Fazbear technician! they built Sun and Moon's chibi bodies to fulfill a promise to an old friend

[temporary-tats]

A ko-fi roulette request from @notoftheskaal for the Bees on Bumblebee! Thank you for the support! <3

Really love how this one turned out - I've coined this the Stunt Bike Bees AU, as I found some very sick stunt bike pics when searching for references for this one.

Per usual, do not reupload without credit/permission. Thank you folks!

(My ko-fi, should you wish!)

[itspileofgoodthings]

you know what I’ve realized lately? that’s really helped? the axiom: it just doesn’t really make that much of a difference. Or at least it doesn’t when you’re talking about good things and not, like, doing good vs. doing evil. Big choices, little choices, decisions, decisions —it’s not just that they don’t matter in the grand scheme of things—because they do! —but just. It won’t make that big of a difference. Life will continue to be wonderful AND difficult, fascinating AND hopelessly mundane, full of roses AND thorns and all the other cliches whether you walk down one road or another. And you’ll get used to the joys and sick of the sorrows whatever they are, and you’ll be ungrateful and bored and dissatisfied in some measure some of the time and you’ll have to work on all the things you have to work on anyways and just. Yeah! It doesn’t make that big of a difference! Even the biggest things!

[hastalavistabyebye]

I either need to be drench by a violent rainstorm or drift deep in space surrounded by stars. both sound really good.

[winged-wolf-s-collection-of-arts]

thinking more thoughts!!

Kiley time-

I uh- kind of poured all my chaotic energy into her, and separated her from the rest of the npc cast? Otherwise the dialogue would get totally fucked, and my ‘I need to hit this story with a drama nuke’ desire would cause trouble.

So she’s uhhh off on her adventure of a different genre. (But stuff she does Will affect things... dun dun dunnnn) but dude Wow she would be so irritated by Jun. Good thing we’re going to Sanctuary to leave them and take Preston.... OR THAT IS WHAT I WOULD SAY if she didn’t want to be anywhere near the vault!! We’re going somewhere else, babeyyyyy! Maybe talking with him and Murphy would bring some understanding (is what I would say if I were doing big character development in the beginning but we’re not!!) Shoving my desire for conflict into this.

[tropicalcontinental]

Trying to draw the curse but rain worldified (still figuring out a solid design)

[warlordfelwinter]

being a monk is a really fun way to embarrass orin

[sunrise-on-the-shore]

why restrict yourself to have only 1 birthday when it's possible to fuck around and get yourself a few more!!!

today's one of my birthdays and i'm vibing. 🧡

[clowngremlin]

ordered a really big water bottle that comes with like a special case that has a strap on it so i can go for my walks without having to either carry my water bottle in my hands (heavy and often times annoying because i only have one free hand to do stuff with) or bring my backpack with me (often times overheats me when it's warm out and like if i'm just going for a walk around my grandma's neighbourhood or the area around my house, it's overkill because i don't need an entire backpack when most of my things fit in my fanny pack) and i am very excited about it......

[oars]

BORED

[shatterthefragments]

So I brought the pink earbuds bc they fit better but uhhhh oops they're not in their case??

And I can't go home before heading out for the concert tonight

Oops

[victorluvsalice]

-->Where, of course, it was RAINING. *sigh* Figures… I immediately hopped into Build/Buy to get the weather control machine and stick it around the back of the building, then had Alice go and clear the skies while everyone (including Marm, thankfully – at least traveling here did indeed fix him!) headed inside, away from the rain. Marm settled in to recharge their flagging battery (waking up once to try and read a book before I said “no, come on, you’re robot exhausted here”) while Victor and Smiler each grabbed something to read – I had Alice join them once the weather was successfully changed, and they all enjoyed their books while the clouds drifted away and the weather warmed up. *shakehead* I swear, I wouldn’t be able to do half the things I do in this save file if I couldn’t use that weather-changing machine…

-->Anyway, once the weather outside was sufficiently nice, I started properly preparing for the food sale! Starting with dragging the pumpkin spice milk out of Smiler’s inventory and having Victor make three copies of the bottle so Smiler would have plenty to sell to customers looking for a delicious way to cool off (as it was actually oddly warm in Copperdale for a late Fall day). Once Victor was done, I had him just chill for a second while Smiler drank some plasma fruit and Alice a glass of water, then attempted to send him over to the grilling area beside the nearby river so he and Alice could have lunch while Smiler set up their food stand. For some reason, he wouldn’t transportalate over there (that ability is fussy sometimes), so I let him be while I looked for the perfect spot to set up Van Liddelton Snacks –

And then noticed something. Over on the right side of ThrifTea, atop a little wood platform, mixed in with all the fake buildings that make the neighborhood feel more filled out, and right above a little eating area, there was one of the NPC-run food stalls. I was like “hang on, it’s Night On The Town – if I have Victor and Alice order something from here, will it be free?”

-->It sure would! :D Great, I had a nice easy way to fulfill that holiday AND make sure Alice and Victor had a nice lunch! After an exploratory check of the menu, I had Victor fly over on his broom (since he still wouldn’t transportalate), then had Alice run over and join him once she was done having a feral poo as a result of all that water she drank. :p I had them (and Smiler) change into something a little cooler to better reflect the warm weather (Victor and Alice put on their Sim Sessions t-shirts, while Smiler rocked their non-binary tee), then had Victor order a fruit cobbler and Alice a lobster roll.

The vendor, Aleah, immediately left the stall and closed up shop. O.o I was like “what the fuck? Did I get here JUST as her shift ended? Well, that sucks!” The only silver lining was that attempting to order the food, even if they didn’t get it, fulfilled the tradition for the holiday (leaving Victor and Alice celebrating in front of the blind, amusingly). I thus resolved to wait until the next vendor showed up and instead had Alice take a wolf nap on the boards while Victor practiced practical magic nearby –

And then Aleah went back in the stall and opened it back up. I was like “…” Wondering what the hell was going on, I thus had Victor stop his practicing and try to order his fruit cobbler again –

Aaaand Aleah turned around and shut the stall. Guys, I don’t think the stall that spawns in that area actually works. >( Done with dealing with the vendor’s shit, I had Victor instead magically summon some garlic noodles for himself and some mac & cheese for Alice, and the pair headed down into the little sitting area to have their food. *shakehead* Good thing Victor has Delicioso as a spell, huh?

[bunnyb34r]

Well I WAS gonna make gravy since I'm AWAKE but uh... I think I'll wait til 5 like I originally planned 😰

[starscreamingg]

don't get customers who make back of house remake food because they found a hair. It's a hair. Free protein. If I found a hair in my food I'd ask the management to give everyone working the kitchen a raise. Keep on nourishing your customers kings you're doing a great job and can do no wrong